messy hair day + nap time
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
"Luxury propels vanity into dangerous places."
i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!
my kid: whats for dinner
me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *does split on the kitchen table*
Alexander McQueen S/S 1999
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!